1 July 2022

10 jokes from Kids Alive! readers to make you giggle this International Joke Day

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In each Kids Alive! issue there is a reader profile with the chance to share a joke.

It’s International Joke Day (1 July), so it’s a good opportunity to share some of our favourites. Enjoy!

Harry, age 7

  • Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Ella, age 10

  • What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad!

Jaida, age 11

  • What did the sheep say when his hair was horrid? ‘I had a baa-d hair day!

Grace, age 11

  • Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll ‘Let it goo! Let it goo!’

Kai, age 9

  • Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it!

Riley, age 8

  • There was a fight in the chip shop… The fish got battered!

Jasmine, age 9

  • Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they'll crack each other up!

Sophie, age 9

  • What did one toilet say to the other? ‘You look a bit flushed!’

Aurelia, age 6

  • What do you call an old snowman? Water!

Lilith, age 11

  • What are the good things about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

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If you think your child or children at your corps would like to be featured in the reader profile section of Kids Alive!, email kidsalive@salvationarmy.org.uk and a member of the team will reply with a questionnaire and photo permission form.

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